What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Moonraker

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…